Somewhere... Deep inside the walls of the Wolf Hall Inn... Lives a Very Unfortunate Man o_O... Who has a cabbage addiction.. Thinks Dinosaurs are delicious ... Anddd Has small picture of goat kid from fir hanging in a frame.. on his wall... It seems he just stole pancake woman's house xD Yeahhh... He's Interesting... Anyways, LOOK AT THIS NICE KITCHEN. I bet you all want yourselves one of THESE. This is a collectible stove... Yes, very rare. Including the pumpkins and cheese.. STRAIGHT FROM WILL'S MILL =D Isn't that nice. We'll even include a HOMEMADE CAKE! Made by Freak Man Igor himself =D (my thing just auto-corrected.. that's really strange) DOESN'T THAT LOOK JUST SO TASTY AND CONFORTING. ....Nice cake... HEY WAIT U SAY? What's That?! Lets take a closer look... ....Yessss folks and that must be his handy giant hoof pick that he used to slaughter the dinosaurs, horses, and humans, taking out their organs and slicing them up to make this delighted cake! WHAAAAAAAAAA Why Do I know so many details? No Reason. MOVING ON.. (ahem) And that must be his beloved dog Fido.. who knows.. he could be in this cake too.. I DON'T KNOW, DON'T ASK ME. Ask Igor how he makes his cakes... CARRYING ON: Let's get a closer look of that cake.. Mmmmmm Yes, Doesn't that look nice. Looks like some sliced strawberries..I'm hoping.. O_O Yaaa thanks Igor.. That's a wonderful.. cake ... OH GOSH
Well then! Come and buy this little house on the side of the Wolf Hall Inn ITS FOR SALE =D Only for $1.54 plus 2% tax... ALL ITEMS INCLUDED...Even little Jimmy's picture ..O_O I bet He would want you to buy this nice cottage *-* .... ***FOR MORE INFORMATION ON IGOR'S LITTLE HOUSE: CONTACT ED AT THE WOLF HALL INN OR IGOR HIMSELF Have A Nice Day! |